We always have something or the other to report without being as desperate as India TV or the like. A lot has been happening around here. Here are the top headlines :
1. Baccha B wing aa gaya
Baccha Bhand has recently shifted to the B wing with his room mate, Diesel. The event met loads of appreciation from the residing B wingers. However, some persons seemed to be unhappy with the change. In retaliation to the move, they stole Diesel’s mattress as a sign of dissent. As a result, Diesel has had to sleep on the floor for the past two days. He complained to the local authorities saying, “Humaare Angrez desh mein hum kabhi zameen par nahi sote the.”
Bhand, however, was very happy with the proceedings and seemed to be inert to the mattress being stolen from him room. “Bas hum B wing aa gaye hain. Gadda kho jaana toh bahut choti cheez hai.” he said, much to the annoyance of his roommate.
2. B 108 is now 19 ptr room
That’s right. Dassi has shifted to B wing as well. With his advent, B 108 is now officially the most intelligent room in the hostel. The prev highest was Warden’s room at 18.4 ptr. B 108 with 19 pts, has taken over that repute. His shifting process, unfortunately, was without event.
3. Mega thief on loose
Rumors are flying around about a super thief who walked into a hostel room by breaking the lock on its door and stole some Rs. 3000. How far this is true is unknown to the TNNU team, but we will keep updating you as soon as we hear more news.
Btw, the hostel supervisor and warden were on high alert and were seen patrolling the hostel in the morning.
4. Baba – the most important person
In a recent survey held in B wing, Baba was voted the most important personality of the wing. Last year’s winner was Sardy, but due to unfortunate circumstances, he had to shift to new areas. On a different note, Baba has also been awarded ‘The most promising politician’ award because of his tremendous ability to campaign.
5. Last but not the least
Popliss has been rumored to have been dating an RI partner. He was heard defending himself saying, “Arey RI means Relationship Internship na?”. Aside from that, he has decided to play it cool and deny all allegations. He roommate , Raj11, has been complaining about Popliss’s sudden voracious appetite for romantic music (Especially Enrique), a sudden spurt in his carrom and 29 skills, and a sudden inability to sleep at night.
That is all the news for today. Do visit our website http://fieldleftblank.blogspot.com/ for more news updates.